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One Punch Man Fanfiction Slowest of slowburns. F!Reader x Sweet Mask, F!Reader x Zombieman Chutes and Ladders Chapter Two: What an Awkward Fish Not a clown, at least. From the furtive glances you stole, the blue haired man possessed a definitive boyish quality. Handsome, with nary a doubt, but room to grow still. Or perhaps his youthful visage would linger for many years hence. You grit your teeth—he still did not put on the seat belt! Your hand halted momentarily over the radio dial before switching on the heat. Though the setting remained quite low, the sound blaringly sliced through the uncomfortable silence. You disliked new clie

One Punch Man Fanfiction Slowest of slowburns. F!Reader x Sweet Mask, F!Reader x Zombieman Chutes and Ladders Chapter One: The Girl Stuck in Neutral You liked how it felt, the purring of the 2-ZOOZ+ OHV Slujking engine trailing up your legs—if only you could take of those damn heels—softly thrumming through the steering wheel and into your tastefully manicured nails. It was subtle; it was perfect. “Alright, no more distractions,” you mumbled, adjusting the rearview mirror and checking for anything out of place… even though you already made sure to keep your vehicle in impeccable order before arriving— &

A 'Shok in the Sack Back to Start [LINK] She rolled to the left, because right could not possibly be right, right? And all was well until the sudden quarrel bedded itself deep in her derriere, causing her to fumble and roll. Bad choice, Hawke. Bad choice. Still, though, she recovered her run almost immediately, but the bleeding and the pain put a damper on her speed. "I told you, Hawke!" the damned dwarf yelled. He was probably chasing her too; with her luck, anyway. But the woman continued on regardless, as she was already well near the sewerways—as it was the closest to Darktown. "You still can't get me with those short, stumpy leg

A 'Shok in the Sack Back to Start [LINK] "Fenris is knowledgeable about these Qunari, I think." Hawke shrugged. Vaguely, she remembered him talking about the desert, blah blah, slavery sucks, mages are Maferath, and Fog-something-or-another-Qunari. The blond, beardless dwarf probed her... with his e'er seeing almond eyes. "Are you running away?" "No." She shifted her foot, and otherwise fidgeted uncomfortably. "—Basra. State your business," came the irritated call of the compound guard. And she had completely forgotten that they were loitering there. With the big, muscular, manlier-than-manly-men Qunari watching the dysfunctional pa

A 'Shok In the Sack Back to Start [LINK] "Yes," Hawke decided after a moment's pause. "A bet's a bet, after all." Steeling herself against the inevitable, she started towards the main gate of the Qunari Compound. "I have business with your Arishok," she told the guards with a solid voice. For that, she was proud. The two towering Qunari, unreadable behind their helmets, seemed to size Hawke up before silently turning to open the path. "Break a leg, girl," came Varric's words of encouragement. He had opted to remain behind considering he wasn't that much of a jerk. The cobblestone stairway leading up to the Arishok's throne were peeking o

A 'Shok in the Sack "No." "You lost the bet, Hawke." Why did she ever agree to such a preposterous bet? Twenty sovereigns were such an enticing reward...but... "It's impossible." "It'll be fun," Varric assured the almost-broke and would-be noble. Hawke, an exasperated glare darkening her expression, scoffed as Varric shepherded her towards Lowtown. "About as fun as trying to catch a rhinoceros." "Or a 'shok in the sack." Hawke almost groaned. Her hands, weighted by the worn gauntlets that protected them, found their way to her eyes. "You didn't…" "Oh, I did," Varric confirmed with a self-satisfied smirk. "Face it--you're curious.

Summary: He fled to another world to free his own from a grim fate—only to find Nosgoth's destiny was forebodingly similar. And the Wheel of Fate must turn. [Legacy of Kain x !AlternateSuikoden Crossover] Prologue [LINK] Breaking the Wheel Chapter One: Campaign -The World of Runes- From upon his gray steed, he overlooked the deadlocked battle in the plains beyond. And he felt so very ill. However, he was not afflicted with a sickness—of that he was well aware. It was a malady of the mind, brought on by the strain of the tiresome, never-ending war. After all, those who are chosen by a True Rune cannot fall to sickness; they l

Summary: He fled to another world to free his own from a grim fate—only to find Nosgoth's destiny was forebodingly similar. And the Wheel of Fate must turn. [Legacy of Kain x !AlternateSuikoden Crossover] Breaking the Wheel Prologue -The Creation Mythos- Before the stars blinked into existence; before life was breathed into mankind; before the very world came to be, there was Darkness. And the Darkness was so lonely. In the emptiness that comprised the universe, the Darkness wept in anguish. Those tears birthed two brothers: Sword and Shield. However… The Sword proclaimed that he could slice through all in existence, and to

His name was John. "Was" because, though this pitiful man is presently residing in a small space of the rundown world, he is not the same "John" he once was. No, he is something, someone else. Not the "John" that his mother held and loved as a babe. This man's existence is affirmed by the empty bottles of beer, liquor, and anything that was alcoholic. Anything that will make him forget who he is and make him remember who he was. In a morosely fascinating way, he is like a god, a behemoth, towering over brown-glass mountains and hills of painted aluminum. How he manages to live, not even he knows. There is no running water; no heat; he has

Here I lay Only for a short while Just to rest a spell In the soft grass Under a warm sun, So warm it almost burns But to turn, Even slightly, Would make me long for it still Grasshoppers or crickets Or simply some bugs That I don't really know Sing a lullaby at noon Breezes bring The taste, the smell Of honeysuckle and dew And here I lay– –The whole night through